My accountant told me to put money into LAND…. so I dug a hole and put it in the garden…
@softwareus
We’re taking a cab up to Cambridge, our cabbie is a former accountant (with his own Blackberry!). Man, the recession is worse than I thought
@jackfoster74
Mother is discussing invoicing with me (she’s an accountant). Hope she doesn’t plan on submitting one for my first 18 years.
@ComplexDiamond
My (just turned) 2yo just counted to ten! He might be an accountant like his uncle.
@MichaTaylor
If all the economists in the world were laid end to end they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion. -accountant father in law
@jimupchurch
Sorry about this one… A tongue tried to hire an accountant. The accountant said no. There’s no accounting for taste.
@StillDrew


