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August 29, 2009

Why there is always a vacancy for a Finance Director

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If the FD is really good, he will be headhunted – leaving a vacancy

If the FD is really bad, he will be fired – leaving a vacancy

If the company prospers the FD may well land the top job – leaving a vacancy

If the MD dies or retires only the FD has sufficient familiarity with all aspects of the business to take over – leaving a vacancy

If the company is doing badly, the FD will know first and will leave before anybody else finds out – leaving a vacancy

(According to Peter Vaines and Roger Nuttall in their book “The Bottom Line“)

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