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October 21, 2011

List: My Ballet Teachers Increasingly Threatening Metaphors for Lifting the Pelvic Floor by Amy Schleunes

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Tighten your triangle.

Collapse your private parasol.

Engage your personal Moldova.

Narrow your visceral sphere of loneliness.

Close the curtains. Those curtains.

Put your toad in its hole.

Flex your nether-sling.

Chip Clip it! (accompanied by an aggressive, crab-like hand gesture)

Frown on the inside.

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