1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. You are so fine that I’d eat your sh*t just to see where it came from.
7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go f*ck.
9. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that a*s!
10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
