An old man walked into a brothel one day and said to the madam, “I would really like a young girl for the night”
“How old are you then sir?” asked the madam.
“I am 98 years old and still going strong, cough, cough!”
“Ninety Eight?!” said the madam, “Don’t you realise that you’ve had it?”
“Oh, really?” replied the old man, “How much do I owe you?”
