An old Italian couple were walking around in the mall. After a while they got separated, so the woman went up to the first saleswoman she saw and asked, “Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He’s got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband. So the Italian woman went to ask another saleswoman, “Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He’s got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?” “No, I’m sorry ma’am, I haven’t seen your husband.” replied the second clerk. The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and asks, “Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He’s got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers, “Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety-split.” To which the Italian woman answers, “No. No. No! That’s not a me Tony. He pinch-a the bum, grabba the bre*sts but he no lickety split!”
