1. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
2. F*ck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
3. I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
4. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
5. Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
6. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
