A married couple was asked to present their SWOT Analysis.
His reply:My *S*trength is my wife. My *W*eakness is my neighbour’s wife. My *O*pportunity is when the neighbour goes out. My *T*hreat is when the neighbour comes back unexpected!
Her reply:My *S*trength is my beauty. My *W*eakness our local plumber. My *O*pportunity is when pipes burst. My *T*hreat is when my husband starts reading plumbing “Do It Yourself” book!
