A frenzied mother was busy trying to prepare dinner for her family and guests when in her haste she accidentally spilled a jar of spice all over herself.
Her daughter chose that moment to wander into the kitchen and say casually, “Hey, mom, I need someone to talk to.”
The mother replied, “Why would you possibly choose right NOW to try to talk to me?”
To which the daughter responded, “Well, it looked like you had some thyme on your hands.”
