The groom to be said to his fiancee, “Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that’s only going to be worn once?!”
“Who says it’s only going to be worn once?”
“Oh? You’re planning to get married again? You know you can’t wear white the second time!”
“No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she’ll wear it on her wedding day. And she’ll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom.”
“I’ll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress.”
“Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!”
“Okay, then why don’t you wear hers?”
“Who wants to get married in that old thing?”
