SPOONLEIGH—”Does your sister always look under the bed?”
HER LITTLE BROTHER—”Yes, and when you come to see her she always looks under the sofa.”—J.J. O’Connell.
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“I hope your father does not object to my staying so late,” said Mr. Stayput as the clock struck twelve.
“Oh, dear, no,” replied Miss Dabbs, with difficulty suppressing a yawn, “He says you save him the expense of a night-watchman.”
