Daily Giggles

“Dose Irish make me sick, alvays talking about vat gread fighders dey are,” said a Teutonic resident of Hoboken, with great contempt. “Vhy, at Minna’s vedding der odder night dot drunken Mike O’Hooligan butted in, und me und mein bruder, und mein cousin Fritz und mein frient Louie Hartmann—vhy, we pretty near kicked him oudt of der house!”