HER FATHER—”So my daughter has consented to become your wife. Have you fixed the day of the wedding?”
SUITOR—”I will leave that to my fiancée.”
H.F.—”Will you have a church or a private wedding?”
S.—”Her mother can decide that, sir.”
H.F.—”What have you to live on?”
S.—”I will leave that entirely to you, sir.”


