“What is he so angry with you for?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea. We met in the street, and we were talking just as friendly as could be, when all of a sudden he flared up and tried to kick me.”
“And what were you talking about?”
“Oh, just ordinary small talk. I remember he said, ‘I always kiss my wife three or four times every day.’”
“And what did you say?”
“I said, ‘I know at least a dozen men who do the same,’ and then he had a fit.”
