The dean of the Law Department was very busy and rather cross. The telephone rang.
“Well, what is it?” he snapped.
“Is that the city gas-works?” said a woman’s soft voice.
“No, madam,” roared the dean; “this is the University Law Department.”
“Ah,” she answered in the sweetest of tones, “I didn’t miss it so far, after all, did I?”—Carl Holliday.