Signs Your Girlfriend Is Going To Dump You…
– Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.
– She’s been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don’t recall proposing to her.
– She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week.
– She says she has to tell you something… on Jerry Springer.
– Whenever she introduces you it’s always “I would like you to meet an old friend of mine…”
– She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.
– Your other girlfriend told you so.
– The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.
– Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, “You haven’t got a clue, do you?”
