You are getting old when
- You sit on the toilet for 2 hours and you can’t sh*t or jackoff
- Most of the spam email you get is about cremation services
- Your dick is getting smaller and your balls are filling up your pants
- Piss stains are outnumbering cum stains in your underwear
- Your belt level is above your tits
- You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
