A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading The Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags him out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewing
grass. His father points to the sheep and says, “Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!”
Little Johnny kneels and says, “Father forgive me for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast.”
Saddened his father says, “Thou art forgiven my son. But know this… there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again!!!”
