McDonald’s is opening a restaurant the famous Louvre museum in France, upsetting many French citizens. Even more upsetting, the Mona Lisa will be replaced by a nude portrait of Mayor McCheese.
A woman is recovering from injuries in the hospital after being “gang attacked” by five raccoons. Police said the attack would have been avoided if she displayed the correct raccoon gang sign.
A South Dakota town had to get rid of 44 tons of rotting, stinking bison meat. Not a big deal. This usually happens when the local White Castle goes out of business.
