Definitions of Designations:
* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
* Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
* Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
* Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
* Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
* Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
* Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
* Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
* HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months !!!
* HSE – Head …thinks a woman must wear a helmet to deliver a Healthy baby Safely·
* Commercial – Head : – Woman must produce three quotation ( only from ISO certified males) otherwise not baby is not acceptable ·
* Finance Head : Whether Woman delivers a baby or Donkey …Budget & Cash flow must be approved (doesn’t matter when i.e one month / nine months / 18months)
