“I hope your ears turn into arseholes and sh*t on your shoulders.”
“Not enough brains to give ‘imself a headache!”
“About as useful as tits on a bull.”
“You must be the world’s only living brain donor.”
“He’s a few wanks short of an orgasm.”
“She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.”
“He had a head on him like a sucked mango.”
“May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.”
“He’s got a few roos loose in the top paddock.”
“So stupid that he wouldn’t know a tram was up him ’til the bell rang!”
