Early at 3 AM the hotel desk clerk gets a phone call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy again, sounding even drunker.
“What time does the bar open?” he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, uncontrolled and blabbering, “What did you shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you in your room.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in the bar… Ah wanna git OUT of the bar!!!”
