How to Piss Off A Woman
* Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
* Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say “So I don’t make the same mistakes.”
* Tell her YOU have a headache, but you’re willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.
* Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.
* Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
* Tell her you’ve applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
* After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn’t contagious. Then faint.
