* Your Birkenstocks must stink, cause you’ve been nature-hiking through my mind all day.
* You had me at “Mao.”
* We’re both workers, of the world ……let’s “Unite”
* Hey honey, wanna come back to my place and test my emissions?
* My pants need a bailout. can you help?
* I’d love to to get you in a see-through dress. I’m a firm believer in transparency.
* I’m a Women’s Studies major, so if you would take off your clothes I’d appreciate it.
* You are so hot. The science is settled.
* Darlin’ you stole my heart the same way George Bush stole the election in 2000
* Ooo, baby…I’d love to warm your globes.
