The rude redhead was on a blind date set up by a friend. She was disgusted by him – he had bad teeth, and was fairly dirty.
“Wow,” he said, “when I was told that you were fiery, I didn’t realize they meant you were a redhead.”
“Wow,” she replied tartly, “I didn’t realize that when they said you were under six feet, they meant that’s where they dug you up from.”
