The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out.
A cop got on the bullhorn and said, “Come on out, or I’m going to come in there and drag you out!”
The murderer called back, “I’m warning you. If you don’t wipe your feet when you come in, my wife’ll kill us both!”
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