I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was “In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that,” etc. It eventually became very annoying.
Being from Niagra Falls, I thought I could outdo him by showing him the “MIGHTY NIAGARA”, knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this “Wonder of Water & Power”.
While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him: “Do you have anything like this in Texas?”
He waited a moment before he answered: “No, but we have a plumber that could fix it.”
