Paddy was sent to jail and was sharing a cell with two others.
“What are you in for?” he asked the first.
“Stealing a few bales of straw,” he replied.
“And how long did you get?” asked Paddy.
“Six months,” he replied.
“And what are you in for?” Paddy asked the second.
“Rape,” he replied.
“And how long did you get?”
“Seven years,” he replied.
“Heavens above,” said Paddy, “you must have stolen a whole acre of the stuff”.
