Mark Twain refused to play golf himself, but he consented to walk over the course and watch the representative’s strokes. The representative was rather a duffer. Teeing off, he sent clouds of earth flying in all directions. Then, to hide his confusion he said to his guest: “What do you think of our links here, Mr. Clemens?”
“Best I ever tasted,” said Mark Twain, as he wiped the dirt from his lips with his handkerchief.


