Young Patrick is walking down Dublin’s main street. Suddenly a man leaps out at him and punches him in the face.
“There you are, Mick, that’ll teach you!”, The man shouts.
But to his attacker’s surprise, Patrick just laughs.
“So Mick, you’re laughing; I’ll hit you again!”
“Ha ha ha!”, laughs Patrick, “the joke’s on you. I’m not Mick!”
