You Might Be a Redneck If……
* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
* You’ve used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
* You’ve asked the preacher “How’s it hangin’?”
* You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
* Somebody tells you that you’ve got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
