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January 1, 2010

SHORT FUNNY JOKES CONSEQUENCES

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A teacher asked her class in spelling to state the difference between the words “results” and “consequences.”

A bright girl replied, “Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.”

Consequences are unpitying. Our deeds carry their terrible consequences, quite apart from any fluctuations that went before—consequences that are hardly ever confined to ourselves.—George Eliot.

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