A wife after the divorce, said to her husband: “I am willing to let you have the baby half the time.”
“Good!” said he, rubbing his hands. “Splendid!”
“Yes,” she resumed, “you may have him nights.”
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“Is the baby strong?”
“Well, rather! You know what a tremendous voice he has?”
“Yes.”
“Well, he lifts that five or six times an hour!”—Comic Cuts.
