MR. SLIMPURSE—”But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn’t you?”
MRS. SLIMPURSE—”Yes; but that is no reason why I should let our daughter make the same blunder.”
MAUDE—”Jack is telling around that you are worth your weight in gold.”
ETHEL—”The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?”
MAUDE—”His creditors.”
RICH MAN—”Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?”
SUITOR—”Why, certainly!”
RICH MAN—”That’s sufficient. I don’t want any idiots in this family.”