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May 2, 2010

Short Funny Jokes – There is a lad in Boston

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There is a lad in Boston, the son of a well-known writer of history, who has evidently profited by such observations as he may have overheard his father utter touching certain phases of British empire-building. At any rate the boy showed a shrewd notion of the opinion not infrequently expressed in regard to the righteousness of “British occupation.” It was he who handed in the following essay on the making of a British colony:

“Africa is a British colony. I will tell you how England does it. First she gets a missionary; when the missionary has found a specially beautiful and fertile tract of country, he gets all his people round him and says: ‘Let us pray,’ and when all the eyes are shut, up goes the British flag.”

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