Joke 1
How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
They’re the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
Joke 2
What is a wedding tragedy?
To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Joke 3
How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
Buy her a diamond ring.
Joke 4
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
