Recommended dosage of viagra:
New Girlfriend: No Need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
Mistress: 1 Tablet
Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power
A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I’ll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u’ll b a queen.
Husband comes home from Church, lifts his wife & carries her around the house.
Wife: Did the Pastor preach about being romantic?
Husband : No, he said we must carry our burdens…
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher
Father: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Son: Diet.
After a quarrel, a wife said:You Know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Why do Bees Hum.???Because they’ve
Forgotten the Words.!
New Girlfriend: No Need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
Mistress: 1 Tablet
Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power
A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I’ll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u’ll b a queen.
Husband comes home from Church, lifts his wife & carries her around the house.
Wife: Did the Pastor preach about being romantic?
Husband : No, he said we must carry our burdens…
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher
Father: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Son: Diet.
After a quarrel, a wife said:You Know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Why do Bees Hum.???Because they’ve
Forgotten the Words.!
