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December 8, 2009

The Geography of a woman

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Talking The Geography of a woman

Between 16 and 21 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 35 a woman is like America. Well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 35 and 45 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 45 and 55 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 55 and 65 a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

Between 65 and 75, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 75 and 80, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

After 80, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


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