Yo Mamma is so ugly,
just after she was born, her mama said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Rice Krispies won’t talk to her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen.
