Yo mama’s so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo mama’s so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama’s so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo mama’s so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama’s so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama’s so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama’s so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama’s so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama’s so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
