Daily Giggles

One cold winter in GermanyLiam Neeson to a conference did goBut a suitcase was lost, he had to rushBack through the ice and snowHe hailed a plucky Russian cabbyAnd together they flew like the windI dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in BerlinOut of a coma and out of his mindLiam sought the ugly truthSo to the plucky cabbie’s home he wentTo spy, inquire, and sleuthBut soon assassins were at the doorAnd they were behind the wheel once againI dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in BerlinKidnapped by friends now turned foesLiam faced a certain deathBut the plucky Russian driver stole a cabAnd we all held our breathMetal justice was at hand as rubber tires did spinI dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in Berlin
provoked by the film, Unknown (2011)