What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
February 1, 2012
January 31, 2012
January 31, 2012
Really funny jokes-Hello
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, “Hello.”
The other one thought, “I wonder what he meant by that.”
January 31, 2012
Short funny jokes-How many actors?
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”
January 30, 2012
Hilarious jokes-Dog in Movie Theater
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the
movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don’t you find that unusual?”
“Yes,” she replied. “I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he hated the book!”
January 30, 2012
Superhero jokes-Doc Ock
Q. “What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?”
A. “An armoured car!”
Q. “What did Doc Ock do at the bank?”
A. “Commit armed robbery!”
January 30, 2012
Celebrity jokes-Best Supporting Actor
Nick Nolte was nominated for Best Supporting Actor. It’s his first major nomination since 2002, when he was nominated for Most Maniacal Mug Shot.
January 29, 2012
Really funny jokes-Struggling actor
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?”
“Well,” one of the officer’s says, “It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground.”
The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief,“My agent came to my house?”
January 28, 2012
Funny jokes-Money saved by not smoking
Juan sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
Juan says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?”
“Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?”
“Never.”
“Do you own this building?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”
January 28, 2012
Good jokes-How many Directors?
Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one… but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
