18 Sep
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A Florida man was busted after stealing $8 worth of flea and tick drops to buy crack. Cops arrested the man and are also on the lookout for Cocker Spaniel drug dealer. Yesterday, a government watchdog group released a list ranking cellphones in terms of radiation they give off.The phone with the lowest amount of radiation- the Samsung Impression. The phone with the highest amount? The Uranium T-Mobile Sidekick. Fashion designer Emanuel Ungaro has hired Lindsay Lohan as its artistic adviser. Lohan’s hiring is part of Ungaro’s new plan to reach the elusive “coked-up basket-case” market.  Read more»