Can you imagine a guy so dumb that his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.
Tag: fun
May 7, 2012
May 7, 2012
Funny jokes-Harley and dog
Do you know the difference between a Harley Davidson and a dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup truck by itself.
May 6, 2012
Really funny jokes-Trip extension
A guy goes to a travel agent to book a three-week cruise for himself and his wife. A few days before the cruise, the travel agent informs the guy that the cruise is canceled, but he can get them on a seven-day cruise instead. The guy agrees & goes to the the drug store to buy seven medicines for motion sickness and seven condoms.
The next day, the agent calls again to inform now he can book them on 10-day cruise. He guy gives his confirmation and goes back to the drug store to buy three more medicines for motion sickness and three more condoms.
Two days later, the travel agent calls once again to inform that he has a 15-day cruise available now & whether the guy would be interested in taking it. The guy again says he is ok with it & goes back to the drug store to buy five more medicines for motion sickness and 5 more condoms.
Finally, the attendant at the drug store asks him, “Man, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?”
May 4, 2012
Really funny jokes-If you can understand it
Do you know Psychology is actually Biology.
Do you know Biology is actually Chemistry.
Do you know Chemistry is actually Physics.
Do you know Physics is actually Math.
If you understand it and able to prove it, then publish it in a periodical/magazine of Mathematics.
If you understand it, but unable to prove it, then publish in a periodical/magazine of Physics.
If you cannot understand it, but are able to prove it, then publish it in a periodical/magazine of Economics.
If you can neither understand it nor are able to prove it, then publish it in a periodical/magazine of Psychology.
May 3, 2012
Funny jokes-A definition of age
Age defined perfectly :
Youth is when you smoke, drink, and are naughty all through the night, and the next morning you still look like you haven’t been doing any of that.
Middle age is when you smoke, drink, and are naughty all through the night, and on the next morning, you look like you have been smoking, drinking and have been naughty all through the night.
Old age is when at night you neither smoke nor drink, nor are naughty, yet on the next morning you look like you have been smoking, drinking and have been naughty all through the night.
May 2, 2012
Forgot Algebra
The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.
May 2, 2012
Really funny jokes-Osama’s death
Before he was killed, Osama Bin Laden was known to believe in astrology and went to an astrologer to ask him when he will die.
The astrologer told him that he will die on an American holiday.
Osama asked him, “How can you be so sure of that?”
“Well, any day you die will most certainly be an American holiday”.
May 1, 2012
Funny Jokes 2012
Nice collection of short funny jokes 2012:
1.A young boy have come to meet a man saying that he wants to marry her daughter.
Father: What do you do?
Boy: I do robbery, stealing, murder etc.
Father: But that’s are all the negative activity. Is there any positive thing that you have?
Boy: Oh, yes sir. I am HIV positive.
2. A man went to a shop to buy a tie for him.
Salesman: How can I help you sir?
Man: I am looking for a tie which will be the mixed color of milk and coffee.
Salesman: Okay sir. But let me know first whether you will take sugar or not?
3. A dad is talking to his little son.
Dad: What you do when I become angry with you?
Son: Actually I go to the toilet, dad.
Dad: Toilet? Why?
Son: I just clean the toilet.
Dad: That’s strange. Why do you do that?
Son: I just use your toothbrush to clean the toilet!
4.A man goes to a shop and ask the salesman for a comb.
Salesman: Good evening sir. How can I help you?
Man: One of my comb’s teeth has just broken. So I need to buy a comb.
Salesman: But that’s just one teeth. You have the rest of them.
Man: Not actually. Because that was the last teeth in the comb.
May 1, 2012
Funny jokes-Do you know
Teacher: “Jasper, what is this thing they call Twitter?”
Jasper: “What do you think it is, Mam?”
Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”
Jasper: “I don’t think I know either, Mam!”
May 1, 2012
Really funny jokes-Group of biologists
A group of biologists are traveling in a truck to conduct some research in a hilly region, when the driver loses control of the vehicle. The truck overturns and runs down the hills, crashing at the bottom & killing all the biologists.
All of them arrive in Heaven. They are all asked a question, “If you are in your casket and you could hear your friends and family mourning about your death, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy who is a good botanist says, “I would like to hear them say that I was one of the best botanists of all time, and left an eternal contribution to the world of botany.”
The second guy who is an ornithologist, says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful birder and made a huge difference in the recovery of our bird populations.”
The third guy, who is a scruffy mammalogist, replies, “I would like to hear them say… ‘LOOK, HE’S MOVING!!!’ “