Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler’s bon mots exclaimed: “Oh, Jimmy; I wish I had said that!” “Never mind, dear Oscar,” was the rejoinder, “you will!” THE AUTHOR—”Would you advise me to get out a small edition?” THE PUBLISHER—”Yes, the smaller the better. The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five centuries the more money you realize from it.” AMBITIOUS AUTHOR—”Hurray! Five dollars for my latest story, ‘The Call of the Lure!’” FAST FRIEND—”Who from?” AMBITIOUS AUTHOR—”The express company. They lost it.” A lady who had arranged an authors’ reading... Read more»
9 Dec
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A certain theatrical troupe, after a dreary and unsuccessful tour, finally arrived in a small New Jersey town. That night, though there was no furore or general uprising of the audience, there was enough hand-clapping to arouse the troupe’s dejected spirits. The leading man stepped to the foot-lights after the first act and bowed profoundly. Still the clapping continued. When he went behind the scenes he saw an Irish stagehand laughing heartily. “Well, what do you think of that?” asked the actor, throwing out his chest. “What d’ye mane?” replied the Irishman. “Why, the hand-clapping out there,” was the reply. “Hand-clapping?” “Yes,”... Read more»
9 Dec
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Santa was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, “OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, “Santa! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!” Although impressed, Santa’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Santa that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no,... Read more»
8 Dec
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A LOVE letter penned in a secret picture code has been found more than 100 years after it was written. The author used symbols such as eyes, saws, ships and even horsewhips to replace word fragments. The message, hidden among the minutes of a temperance society, was discovered when a university student asked to borrow the records. Archivist Elisabeth Bennett, of Swansea University library, said: “The book was very fragile so I was leafing through to check it was OK to lend it when I noticed the note. It was in the minutes book.” In the message, dating back to at least 1890, devoted William Weightman declares his love for “dearest Fanny” by creating a complex puzzle of icons known as... Read more»
8 Dec
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a mathematician’s Love Letter A Mathematician’s Love Letter ! De-Morgan’s Law,Binomial Avenue,United States of Matrices. My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before see you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.... Read more»
8 Dec
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How to Develop a Sense of Humor A lot of girls look beyond the physical attraction in finding their ideal man. Besides, what’s the use of good looks if you can’t enjoy with the person? Sense of humor is vital in developing a great date, and eventually a great relationship. When people come across with people with a good sense of humor, people tend to feel comfortable with them and find it even easier to approach and converse with them. Sense of humor builds much-needed rapport and a certain level of trust. But just how does one develop a sense of humor? Is it something innate or that can be learned? Read these great tips to find out. Create your own humor... Read more»
8 Dec
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Do You Think Your Really In Love? Guess Not! How True Is Your Love Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??-It isn’t love, it’s LIKE. You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right??-It isn’t love, it’s LUST. Are you proud, and eager to show her off??-It isn’t love, it’s LUCK. Do you want her because you know she’s there??-It isn’t love, it’s LONELINESS. Are you with her because it’s what everyone wants??-It isn’t love, it’s LOYALTY. Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?-It isn’t love, it’s LOW CONFIDENCE. Do... Read more»
8 Dec
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Your BIRTHDAY Dates are the mirror of your personality. We are borne with a tag of birthday dates attached with us.These dates are not just numbers but signify the personality and charactersticks of the person.Let’s us see how.————————————Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to Be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life. Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won’t wait to learn more... Read more»
8 Dec
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Improve your Relationship Rebuild your love life – Work on yourself first. The relationship will follow. Two broken people cannot fix each other. Do something loving for yourself today, and then come back and do something loving for your partner. Be honest with yourself – Only you can do the work that you alone need. Learning to love yourself first teaches you how to love others. Learn to love you. Only then will you have the kind of love your partner needs. Only then. Begin all over again – Begin with a fresh start. Remember when you first met and everything was great? Each of you seemed to know what to do. The relationship was everything you wanted,... Read more»
24 Sep
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Nate Brown, unlike many of his teammates, has been with the varsity club of Forest Park football team for the last four years. It’s not just his tenure that sets him apart, but his temperament on the field and in the huddle. Between funny pranks and hilarious jokes pulled on teammates, he led the Bruins with 81.5 tackles in 2008, including 19 that resulted in negative yardage for the opposition. Brown has made a name for himself on the defensive side of the ball as an all-district linebacker. The rest of the guys look up to him since he’s the heart of the defense and understands what they’re doing scheme-wise. Being part of the development of their school program helped him know... Read more»