A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive. `Why do we have two humps?` asked the son. `That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.` `Why do we have very long eye lashes?` `That,` he was told, `is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.` `And why do we have bulbous looking feet?` `That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.` `Dad,` asked the young camel, `what the hell are we doing in this zoo?` Read more»
8 Dec
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Rose Game ! Dedicate or gift a Rose to the Person Above u from the following list of roses… Red Rose –>love Pink Rose–>U’re sOO sweEt Yellow Rose –>mujh say dOsti kerO ge ?White Rose–> hello !!! Black Rose –>nOt mY tYpe!! Dark Pink –> Thank You Orange –> i DESIRE you Lavender –> i am IMPRESSED Blue rose –> U r my best FRIEND Green rose –> How r u ? purple rose –> U r one of my fav person. its a funny object….. So ur complement with full of fun… Read more»
8 Dec
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Your BIRTHDAY Dates are the mirror of your personality. We are borne with a tag of birthday dates attached with us.These dates are not just numbers but signify the personality and charactersticks of the person.Let’s us see how.————————————Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to Be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life. Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won’t wait to learn more... Read more»
8 Dec
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Hidden Meaning Of 9 Words Women Use Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks... Read more»
26 Sep
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Radio 4’s That Mitchell and Webb Sound recently featured a sketch about a typically overblown razor ad for the Accelerator 12-Blade: ‘The first blade shaves you close. ‘The second blade shaves you closer still. ‘The third blade sets up your internet banking. ‘The fourth blade shaves you closer still. ‘The fifth blade does your VAT receipts and puts them in an office file, not a shoebox. ‘The sixth blade…’ My thanks to Daniel at Taxation magazine for bringing this to my attention. Read more»
21 Sep
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WHEN TO START CUSSING! A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says the 6 year old. ‘I think it’s about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods her head in approval. The 6 year old continues, ‘when we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what she wants for breakfast, she replies, ‘Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.’ WHACK! She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes... Read more»
14 Sep
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1. Samoa Joe, one of the top wrestlers in TNA, gave an interview to Penthouse magazine where he talked about pranks ideas that wrestlers play on one another during backstage. When asked if he’d ever had a prank played on him, he responded. 2. Alex Shelley is Chris Jericho. NO! Don’t dispute this, don’t talk about his attitude backstage. I don’t care. Alex Shelley can cut an effortless promo and wrestle. That is very rare. He is your Chris Jericho and gets pushed into the main event. I don’t particularly care what happens to Chris Sabin. 3. Samoa Joe is your Stone Cold. Or was. I don’t know if you can build him up after what you did to him, but he should have been and should be the... Read more»
22 Aug
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Radio 4’s That Mitchell and Webb Sound recently featured a sketch about a typically overblown razor ad for the Accelerator 12-Blade: ‘The first blade shaves you close. ‘The second blade shaves you closer still. ‘The third blade sets up your internet banking. ‘The fourth blade shaves you closer still. ‘The fifth blade does your VAT receipts and puts them in an office file, not a shoebox. ‘The sixth blade…’ My thanks to Daniel at Taxation magazine for bringing this to my attention. Read more»
13 Aug
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So, a guy came to my hosting site to sign up. He comes on live support and says this: The Dark Assassin: Hello JohnJohn: Hi! How may I help you?The Dark Assassin: are you a ~censored~?John: Hello Dark Assassin.The Dark Assassin: are you a ~censored~?John: No I’m not. Thanks and have a great day. TDA@live.comxx.70.000.111 Then he comes on this forum and PM’s me. Excuse me? I never said that, that was not me, I have just gone to your site to sign up HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF RACISM!!!! So I ban his IP. He replies. First off, That is not my Email, Second Off, that isn’t my ip address Please un ban that ip! Read the last two lines.. Then he cries a bit more. Well I do because you... Read more»
8 Aug
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Police reported receiving a call from a Virginia Crisis Link Hotline operator who reported an adolescent male caller “stated that he was tired of his parents abusing him and that he was going to take his father’s shotgun and shoot them.” Saturday, Aug. 15 at 3:31 p.m. The hotline was able to trace the cell phone number to Winchester and provide police with the address of its owner. Three officers responded and searched the home, they found a black air soft gun resembling an MP-5 in the teenager’s room, which they seized and held for safekeeping. They said they asked her whether her son was home, to which she replied that he was at the boat club with her husband. Police reported they found... Read more»