It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do,and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. “Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily, “I’ve been saved.” “Saved? And how did that come about?” asked the old nun. “Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down... Read more»
8 Sep
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A nun in all black is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs, “You’re not so tough, Batman!” Read more»
3 Aug
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There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us forThe past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutesat the most! What can we! do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It’s not working. SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the onlylogical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one... Read more»