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		<title>I can destroy you, Moira Stewart tells self-assessment taxpayers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Well &#8211; at least that&#8217;s what &#8216;The Daily Mash&#8216; (a satirical online newspaper) is reporting. Their spoof article continues: MOIRA Stewart, the all-seeing God of Tax, has warned of great suffering for those self-employed workers whose forms displease her. Powerful divinity Stewart, whose earthly guises include a semi-likeable middle-aged woman, a grey fox and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Inland Revenue episode of QI</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 11:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet A recent episode of the current series of BBC TVs QI focused on the Inland Revenue. Clearly no one had told the researchers or producers that HMRC took over from the Inland Revenue almost 7 years ago (April 2005).Still, that quibble aside, some of the stories are worth repeating on this blog:The world&#8217;s most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids explain why they want to be tax accountants when they grow up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Sadly there&#8217;s an element of truth in a lot of what they say. (In the UK it&#8217;s worth noting that when these kids talk about &#8216;auditors&#8217; they are referencing the IRS not their accountancy colleagues in the audit dept) Tagskids, men, accountant]]></description>
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		<title>An ode to auditing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Auditors are people too, we’re not nasty and meanNo need for fear and loathing whenever we are seenDon’t hide behind your desk or go and nervously take flightWe’re only there to try to make sure everything’s all rightSo when we do a test it isn’t just because we canIt’s to check your system’s working [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two HMRC related analogies that made me smile</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet If HMRC ran a café it would drag passers-by in from the street, force them to cook their own lunch, then fine them for overcooking the eggs. Two weeks later, it would dispatch a leaflet explaining that cooking eggs is easy! But doubling the fine. If you&#8217;re a wily corporation, you can play this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some fun tax and accountancy related tweets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Just written a cheque for my accountant, who has the longest address in Christendom. It&#8217;s a good job biro ink is tax-deductible.@adateal Smaller than expected tax return further crunched by larger than expected bill from accountant. Bugger.@GunslingerElite Somehow, even in my most successful days as a history student, i always knew the world force [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tax dispute of the week: Snakes in the office</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet What do you if you don&#8217;t want to pay your tax bill?Protests against the Indian tax system turned venomous this week when an angry snake charmer dumped three bags of around 40 poisonous snakes at officials&#8217; feet in his local tax office. Whilst we might think is unusual the media reports of the story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New form P45 published by the Indolent Revenue. Read it carefully.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 10:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Another spoof form from the clever and fun official looking (but fake) website for&#160;The department of social scrutiny&#160;which is&#160;promoting a book published by Ian Vince. Tagsfun, men]]></description>
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		<title>Poem &#8211; Now That&#8217;s What I Call Tax Advice!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet A while back I spoke at a large ACCA meeting at the Fairfield Halls in Croydon. Just before I was introduced, an eagle eyed accountant asked me about the third set of initials after my name on the title slide projected on the screen. After my FCA and CTA (Fellow) I had included MMC. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another form from the Indolent Revenue: Transitional Irritation Allowance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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