
Also on the agenda: what’s with his hips?
Category: Graphic Jokes

‘Nuh-uh! We let users vote on comments and display them by number of votes. Everyone knows that makes it impossible for a few persistent voices to dominate the discussion.’

People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there’s too much time, PERIOD.

The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner’s Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case.

I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic.

Or if you replace your car, we’ll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.

You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter–a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.

Hi! Someone call for me? I’m a superhero who specializes in the study of God’s creation of Man in the Book of Genesi– HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!

I’ve been trying for a couple years now but I haven’t been able to come up with a name dumber than ‘Renesmee’.