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February 22, 2012

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February 22, 2012

Orion Nebula

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Also on the agenda: what's with his hips?

Also on the agenda: what’s with his hips?

February 20, 2012

First Post

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'Nuh-uh! We let users vote on comments and display them by number of votes. Everyone knows that makes it impossible for a few persistent voices to dominate the discussion.'

‘Nuh-uh! We let users vote on comments and display them by number of votes. Everyone knows that makes it impossible for a few persistent voices to dominate the discussion.’

February 18, 2012

Good Cop, Dadaist Cop

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NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS.

NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS.

February 15, 2012

Backward in Time

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People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there's too much time, PERIOD.

People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there’s too much time, PERIOD.

February 13, 2012

Valentine Dilemma

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The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner's Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case.

The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner’s Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case.

February 10, 2012

Kerning

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I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic.

I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic.

February 9, 2012

Car Problems

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Or if you replace your car, we'll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.

Or if you replace your car, we’ll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.

February 6, 2012

Wake Up Sheeple

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You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.

You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter–a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.

February 4, 2012

Wrong Superhero

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Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the Book of Genesi-- HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!

Hi! Someone call for me? I’m a superhero who specializes in the study of God’s creation of Man in the Book of Genesi– HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!

February 1, 2012

Baby Names

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I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than 'Renesmee'.

I’ve been trying for a couple years now but I haven’t been able to come up with a name dumber than ‘Renesmee’.

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