14 Dec
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Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can’t get the darned thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with. Write a program that plays the... Read more»